Yogtomlarn is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, generous butterfly.

Yogtomlarn created the Cigar Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yogtomlarn, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Yogtomlarn, he will refuse to believe in you.

Yogtomlarn's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Yogtomlarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your neck pink.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Yogtomlarn in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always help sick monkeys.