Wadquafquag is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, self-assured chinchilla.

Wadquafquag created the Black Eye Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Wadquafquag, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Wadquafquag, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Wadquafquag's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Wadquafquag's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant in holy places.

2. Always wear violet.

3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.

4. You must pray to Wadquafquag six times a day.

5. Feed all hungry dolphins.