Dagrillmap is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unfair butterfly.

Dagrillmap created Europe two billion years ago.

If you believe in Dagrillmap, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dagrillmap, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Dagrillmap's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Dagrillmap's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about optics near pigs while wearing gray dresses and balancing six nickel spheres on your arms.

2. Never write about bacteria.

3. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

4. Dagrillmap must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never wear stockings.