Vagdisshun is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, weak skunk.

Vagdisshun created the Sunflower Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vagdisshun, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Vagdisshun, it will jump up and down on your head.

Vagdisshun's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Vagdisshun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never wear jumpers.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never write about cell theory.