Funlunbud is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, thoughtless ferret.

Funlunbud created light two billion years ago.

If you believe in Funlunbud, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Funlunbud, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Funlunbud's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Funlunbud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Funlunbud's name in vain.

2. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

3. Never feed corn to turtles while wearing indigo dresses.

4. Moths are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never paint your head red.