Dodzimham is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unsympathetic pig.

Dodzimham created a charm quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Dodzimham, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Dodzimham, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Dodzimham's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Dodzimham's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Tapirs are unholy and should not be approached.