Hincisspop is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, proud turtle.

Hincisspop created bats five million years ago.

If you believe in Hincisspop, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Hincisspop, it will try to impress you with trees.

Hincisspop's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Hincisspop's Holy Commandments

1. Hincisspop must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never talk about snakes.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Hincisspop in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not make images of living things.