Binbepteen is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, quiet manatee.

Binbepteen created the planet Saturn two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Binbepteen, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Binbepteen, she will turn you into a slug.

Binbepteen's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Binbepteen's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. You must love Binbepteen.

3. Binbepteen loves cats, so they must be honoured.

4. Never think about electromagnetism near ants while wearing mauve kilts and balancing six gold spheres on your face.

5. Always wear gray.