Pombatdag is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, astonishing snake.

Pombatdag created the Virgo Supercluster nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pombatdag, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pombatdag, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Pombatdag's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Pombatdag's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Pombatdag five times a day.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never write about chromosomes.

4. Run away from indigo snakes, for they are unholy.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate goats.