Hatnultad is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, annoying horse.

Hatnultad created the cosmos four billion years ago.

If you believe in Hatnultad, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Hatnultad, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Hatnultad's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Hatnultad's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention turtles.

2. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

3. Do not speak about corn.

4. Never paint your head cyan.

5. Always wear black.