Wikvenkin is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, pitiless zebra.

Wikvenkin created a strange quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wikvenkin, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Wikvenkin, it will turn you into a rat.

Wikvenkin's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Wikvenkin's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never hurt snakes.

3. Never feed lots of bananas to badgers while wearing cyan coats.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.