Gommettarg is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unfair swan.

Gommettarg created the Black Eye Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Gommettarg, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gommettarg, she will turn you into a goat.

Gommettarg's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Gommettarg's Holy Commandments

1. Turtles are not to be trusted.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never write about dwarf planets.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never laugh in the presence of manatees.