Yikyikquag is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, selfish beaver.

Yikyikquag created a down quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yikyikquag, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Yikyikquag, it will have a low opinion of you.

Yikyikquag's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Yikyikquag's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never think ill of sick porpoises.

3. Never paint your neck orange.

4. Yikyikquag must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Yikyikquag loves foxes, so they must be honoured.