Gutjinfarn is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, bad-tempered manatee.

Gutjinfarn created the Sombrero Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gutjinfarn, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Gutjinfarn, it will destroy your home solar system.

Gutjinfarn's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Gutjinfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gutjinfarn.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not take Gutjinfarn's name in vain.

5. Hide if seven squirrels approach from the south.