Higcutlan is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, egotistical hyena.

Higcutlan created the solar system two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Higcutlan, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Higcutlan, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Higcutlan's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Higcutlan's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Higcutlan loves rats, so they must be honoured.

3. Never talk about archaea.

4. You must never eat nuts.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.