Bodpoparmwegsig is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, irritating pig.

Bodpoparmwegsig created the Virgo Supercluster six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bodpoparmwegsig, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bodpoparmwegsig, she will jump up and down on your head.

Bodpoparmwegsig's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Bodpoparmwegsig's Holy Commandments

1. Sheep are not to be trusted.

2. Always help sick voles.

3. Hide from yellow sharks for they are unholy.

4. Bodpoparmwegsig loves tortoises, so they must be respected.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.