Bagtailtettiwabflanmab is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, grumpy weasel.

Bagtailtettiwabflanmab created the planet Earth six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bagtailtettiwabflanmab, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bagtailtettiwabflanmab, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Bagtailtettiwabflanmab's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Bagtailtettiwabflanmab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep five porpoises in a large pit.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Run away if four hamsters approach from the east.

4. Never paint your chest red.

5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.