Hencumjen is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, merciful newt.

Hencumjen created the Sombrero Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Hencumjen, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hencumjen, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Hencumjen's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Hencumjen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never wear ear rings.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never think ill of sick seals.

5. Never talk about badgers.