Hin is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, emotional sheep.

Hin created the Black Eye Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hin, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Hin, it will make you grow a tail.

Hin's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Hin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never talk about special relativity.

4. Never write about quantum gravity.

5. Always pray immersed in water.