Hin is a god.
It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, emotional
sheep.
Hin created the Black Eye Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Hin, it will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Hin, it will make you grow a tail.
Hin's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.
Hin's Holy Commandments1. Do not commit murder.
2. Do not covet oxen.
3. Never talk about special relativity.
4. Never write about quantum gravity.
5. Always pray immersed in water.