Metrutbed is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, awe-inspiring centipede.

Metrutbed created an atom eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Metrutbed, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Metrutbed, she will turn you into a duck.

Metrutbed's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Metrutbed's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. You must never eat coconuts.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not drink water in green rooms.