Gedrendog Hugneljen is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, unthoughtful squirrel.

Gedrendog Hugneljen created everything that exists two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gedrendog Hugneljen, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gedrendog Hugneljen, she will destroy your favourite star.

Gedrendog Hugneljen's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Gedrendog Hugneljen's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never think about thermodynamics near great tits while wearing orange kilts and balancing six lead spheres on your chest.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Gedrendog Hugneljen in the centre of the settlement.

5. Gedrendog Hugneljen must be the most important thing in your life.