Didgunmid Flowdidlop is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, omnipotent rhinoceros.

Didgunmid Flowdidlop created the Sun five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Didgunmid Flowdidlop, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Didgunmid Flowdidlop, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Didgunmid Flowdidlop's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Didgunmid Flowdidlop's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate horses.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Dolphins are not to be trusted.

4. You must pray to Didgunmid Flowdidlop six times a day.

5. Do not drink alcohol.