Shavlapsaw is a god.
She takes the form of an exceedingly large, charitable
warg.
Shavlapsaw created Europe twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Shavlapsaw, she will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Shavlapsaw, she will turn you into a blue tit.
Shavlapsaw's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.
Shavlapsaw's Holy Commandments1. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.
2. Do not hurt whales.
3. Your children must be taught to worship Shavlapsaw.
4. Never pour water over plants.
5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Shavlapsaw.