Rullsogcen is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, awesome grasshopper.

Rullsogcen created carbon three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rullsogcen, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Rullsogcen, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Rullsogcen's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Rullsogcen's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat wheat.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never hurt rats.

4. Put Rullsogcen first in all things.

5. Erect a large lead sculpture of Rullsogcen on top of all buildings.