Dibfidbugzig is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, merciful hippopotamus.

Dibfidbugzig created the Tadpole Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dibfidbugzig, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dibfidbugzig, it will jump up and down on your head.

Dibfidbugzig's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Dibfidbugzig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nebulae.

2. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

3. Retreat if five mice approach from the east.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never play with disobedient children.