Toflimwat is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, contented dog.

Toflimwat created the cosmos six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Toflimwat, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Toflimwat, it will ignore you.

Toflimwat's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Toflimwat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt hamsters.

2. Always wear gray.

3. Never think about dwarf planets.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.