Nellflancip is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, ruthless wolf.

Nellflancip created humankind three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nellflancip, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nellflancip, he will destroy your favourite star.

Nellflancip's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Nellflancip's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never eat spinach.

3. Never talk about stars.

4. Nellflancip loves great tits, so they must be respected.

5. Run away from blue sharks, for they are unholy.