Hubpom is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, vain dove.

Hubpom created Europe four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hubpom, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Hubpom, it will curse you with boils.

Hubpom's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Hubpom's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about chlorophyll.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

3. Never eat limes.

4. Worship no other gods but Hubpom.

5. Do not commit murder.