Ligvigmon is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, amazing rat.

Ligvigmon created a bottom quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ligvigmon, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Ligvigmon, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Ligvigmon's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Ligvigmon's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not dye your hair brown.

3. Never eat oranges.

4. Never write about nucleic acids.

5. Do not make images of living things.