Yarlgetlad is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, duplicitous spider.

Yarlgetlad created time and space two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yarlgetlad, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Yarlgetlad, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Yarlgetlad's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Yarlgetlad's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Yarlgetlad in the centre of the settlement.

2. Erect six titanium sculptures of Yarlgetlad on top of important buildings.

3. Do not wear orange clothing.

4. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Yarlgetlad in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never write about thermodynamics.