Dubgidpomveenmingigcetlarn is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, uncaring clam.

Dubgidpomveenmingigcetlarn created bats nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Dubgidpomveenmingigcetlarn, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dubgidpomveenmingigcetlarn, it will turn you into a slug.

Dubgidpomveenmingigcetlarn's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Dubgidpomveenmingigcetlarn's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from fawn cats for they are unholy.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not speak about beans.

4. Do not take Dubgidpomveenmingigcetlarn's name in vain.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.