Danbitgud is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, annoying shrew.

Danbitgud created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Danbitgud, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Danbitgud, he will think nothing of it.

Danbitgud's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Danbitgud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Never look at asteroids.

4. Always obey Danbitgud's priests.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.