Nilldinrot Tailnuttsom is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, fast otter.

Nilldinrot Tailnuttsom created the Black Eye Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nilldinrot Tailnuttsom, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Nilldinrot Tailnuttsom, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Nilldinrot Tailnuttsom's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Nilldinrot Tailnuttsom's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near goats while wearing yellow jumpers.

4. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.