Langidyarpgofbadbogbom is a god.

It takes the form of a small, fast aardvark.

Langidyarpgofbadbogbom created Asia eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Langidyarpgofbadbogbom, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Langidyarpgofbadbogbom, it will turn you into a hamster.

Langidyarpgofbadbogbom's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Langidyarpgofbadbogbom's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always make sure there are no sharks in a building before entering it.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not shave your arms.