Tithuntik is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, unjust centipede.

Tithuntik created humankind two million years ago.

If you believe in Tithuntik, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Tithuntik, he will be very unhappy.

Tithuntik's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Tithuntik's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry snails.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never write about quantum mechanics.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not drink water in purple rooms.