Sasjiplarn Narllungom is a god.

It takes the form of a small, tranquil troll.

Sasjiplarn Narllungom created the planet Mars two billion years ago.

If you believe in Sasjiplarn Narllungom, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Sasjiplarn Narllungom, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Sasjiplarn Narllungom's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Sasjiplarn Narllungom's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no great tits in a room before entering it.

2. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Hide from magenta swans for they are unholy.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.