Stigcadbit is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, prudent crocodile.

Stigcadbit created snails six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stigcadbit, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Stigcadbit, it will turn you into a slug.

Stigcadbit's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Stigcadbit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not wear white clothing.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.