Midlargcem is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, compassionate butterfly.

Midlargcem created the Virgo Supercluster three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Midlargcem, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Midlargcem, he will ignore you.

Midlargcem's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Midlargcem's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine squirrels approach from the east.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never paint your feet violet.

5. Do not drink water in gray rooms.