Miswabzog is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, witty ant.

Miswabzog created a down quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Miswabzog, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Miswabzog, she will turn you into a sheep.

Miswabzog's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Miswabzog's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Do not wear platinum on your body.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not keep five moths in a large pit.

5. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.