Arfmablarp is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, confident naga.

Arfmablarp created the Cigar Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Arfmablarp, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Arfmablarp, she will turn you into a hamster.

Arfmablarp's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Arfmablarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear cyan.

2. Never write about comets.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always make sure there are no gulls in a building before entering it.

5. Always help capybaras in need.