Cippibwantamcussnurttik is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, wise mouse.

Cippibwantamcussnurttik created the world four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cippibwantamcussnurttik, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Cippibwantamcussnurttik, he will send you a sign.

Cippibwantamcussnurttik's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Cippibwantamcussnurttik's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no turtles in a room before entering it.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate voles.

3. Never wear shirts.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never mention nematodes.