Fomdisslipdub is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, weak chinchilla.

Fomdisslipdub created Africa seven million years ago.

If you believe in Fomdisslipdub, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fomdisslipdub, it will jump up and down on your head.

Fomdisslipdub's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Fomdisslipdub's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Fomdisslipdub.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not hop in public.

4. Never feed turnips to geese while wearing orange corsets.

5. Never sprint in holy places.