Stafcabsig Volnibfag Wiglabkarkop is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, self-confident giraffe.

Stafcabsig Volnibfag Wiglabkarkop created oxygen nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Stafcabsig Volnibfag Wiglabkarkop, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Stafcabsig Volnibfag Wiglabkarkop, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Stafcabsig Volnibfag Wiglabkarkop's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Stafcabsig Volnibfag Wiglabkarkop's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven swans approach from the east.

2. Do not shave your head.

3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never hop in holy places.