Betfombum is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, confident narwhal.

Betfombum created the Sombrero Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Betfombum, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Betfombum, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Betfombum's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Betfombum's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about thermodynamics near manatees while wearing pink tights and balancing six aluminium spheres on your neck.

2. Do not eat peanuts.

3. You must love Betfombum.

4. You must pray to Betfombum seven times a day.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tapirs.