Pidflatvoggof is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, duplicitous dingo.

Pidflatvoggof created a photon six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pidflatvoggof, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Pidflatvoggof, it will laugh at you.

Pidflatvoggof's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Pidflatvoggof's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear violet kilts.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not take Pidflatvoggof's name in vain.

4. Feed all hungry geese.

5. Do not covet oxen.