Bogkikyar is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, witty frog.

Bogkikyar created light four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bogkikyar, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bogkikyar, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bogkikyar's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Bogkikyar's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at asteroids.

2. Do not bounce in public.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never talk about quantum mechanics near snails while wearing turquoise shoes.

5. Never think about ultrasonics near whales while wearing cyan skirts and balancing nine gold spheres on your neck.