Tafsoglat Yarpsasren is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, awesome human.

Tafsoglat Yarpsasren created a down quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Tafsoglat Yarpsasren, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tafsoglat Yarpsasren, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Tafsoglat Yarpsasren's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Tafsoglat Yarpsasren's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Tafsoglat Yarpsasren.

2. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.

3. Run away from orange ducks, for they are unholy.

4. Never wear mauve boots.

5. Do not dye your hair white.