Lanmiptetti is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, merciless goat.

Lanmiptetti created parasitic wasps four years ago.

If you believe in Lanmiptetti, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Lanmiptetti, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Lanmiptetti's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Lanmiptetti's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about thermodynamics.

2. Never talk about asteroids.

3. Always obey Lanmiptetti's priests.

4. Do not wear brown clothing.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in white.