Zandavbop is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, amazing toad.

Zandavbop created parasitic wasps four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zandavbop, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Zandavbop, he will send minions to preach to you.

Zandavbop's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Zandavbop's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt tortoises.

2. Always wear yellow.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

4. Always help seals.

5. Do not dye your hair white.