Nelnelltig is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, proud wolf.

Nelnelltig created the planet Venus three million years ago.

If you believe in Nelnelltig, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nelnelltig, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Nelnelltig's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Nelnelltig's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your face mauve.

2. Never think about quantum field theory near voles while wearing green boots and balancing nine iron spheres on your arms.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate birds.

5. Never sprint in holy places.